How do I sit?

Sounds easy? Right! Bend your knees, back slowly into a chair and let the chair caress you. Yeah right! You see I know these things. I grew up wearing skirts to school, oh and remember "petty pants"? They kept your secret from the people on the lower flight of stairs. Because of living in jeans or, I don't know maybe born in them and then suddenly developing and finding a really cute LITTLE skirt, girls think that they will automatically know how to sit. Wrong! Sitting takes talent to do right. My grandmother used to say that she never wanted to see Christmas and no pies made. Think about it. And don't tell me your skirt is fingertip length because your arms are short! Hello!Do I look like I believe you?